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What my mother never told me

There are things I wish my mother would have told me about MOTHERHOOD.

My mom was super open with me about parenting. She told me of the funny stories about my brother and I being less than perfect children. She told me of the joys, struggles and gratification of being a mother. She also gave me the oh so fun warning of “you will pay for your raising” What does that even mean anyway?

There are still somethings my mother never told me. So I figure if mine never told me, yours might not have either.  So here is goes.

No matter what you do, you will always be wrong. Discipline your kid too much? You are being to harsh on them. Not discipline them enough? You are raising little hellions. Laughing when your kid hits their brother in the face with a ball? You are raising a little monster. Guys, there are just some things I do not care about. You know the saying pick your battles? Yeah, we do that. We prioritize what we feel is a kid being 2 years old against what we feel will lead to them to being a nuisance to society.

There will be so much stuff. Stuff, everywhere.  From tiny socks to big piles of toys they are everywhere filling every crack of your house. Overflowing from drawers, underneath your bed, stuffed in your shoe. If there is space. You will fill it.

They need to eat. Ok, so I knew this one but I didn’t quite know to what extent. They need to eat ALOT. So many trips to the kitchen for fruit, yogurt, cheese, crackers, steak…..whatever they can get their tiny little hands on. They will eat it, all of it. Except dinner they wouldn’t dare eat that ludicrous meal.

They always need to use the bathroom at the worst possible time. Why is it they need to poop as soon as you get on the interstate? Why does their sudden urge to pee happen when you are no where near a bathroom?  No seriously I am asking, do you know?

You will spend the majority of your time cleaning. There is always a mess to clean, laundry to do, dishes to wash. They are even kind enough to make a new mess right after you have cleaned up the last mess. Since you are always cleaning they assume it is your passion and want to provide you with more of what you love.

If there is a button, they will push it. Really, any and all buttons will be pushed. Elevator buttons, handicap door buttons, emergency exits at Walmart, possibly the life support button if there is such thing. They see it, they will push it.

You will find stickers stuck to everything. You will discover stickers on the wall, the floor, the fridge, your clothes, the van windows, the bottom of your shoes. I mean everywhere. I don’t even know where they are getting all these things.

You say phrases you never thought would come out of your mouth. Examples include. “Stop peeing on your brother” “Who pooped in the closet?” “Please do not take your pants off in the store”

You will have an overwhelming amount of love. You will question daily how you can love these little humans so much. Their sweet little smiles can light up your whole day. The hilarious things they say can make you laugh so deep you will wonder if you have ever experienced so much joy before. No one can prepare you for the first time you hold your baby. The instant love that rushes over you is unreal. This overwhelming love is like non other.

You wouldn’t change a single second. I wouldn’t trade all the piles of laundry and messes for any other life. This is what I love, this is what I live for. This is what makes my heart happy.

As you wonder how you did life before the judgment, opinions, piles, grocery overload, bathroom trips, messes, apologies for making the alarm sound, and everything else that comes with motherhood. Remember you are doing the hardest most rewarding job there is.  So enjoy this messy, fun and joyous adventure of motherhood you are on.

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  1. This is so true! “They assume it is your passion so they provide you with more of what you love.” LOL exactly!!! I can never keep up with my little tornado. And I laughed at the buttons part because it’s so on point– if there is a button, he will push it without question. But you’re right, it is so worth it and is the best love I’ve ever experienced! Loved all of this! Xo

  2. Omg the buttons! And they will push your buttons until they sense you are about to explode like a volcano. Then they’ll stop to be the cutest, sweetest kid ever. So you almost forget they were getting on your nerves. Almost! Lol

  3. I have 3 daughters that are 12-13. I wish I could go back to that stage. I didn’t really think I would miss it until I had preteens and a teenager. Now I deal with another level of crazy in my house. Do I still have to pick up after them. Not as much as they can do choirs around the house. When they were younger people around me thought my husband and I were crazy for having kids 11 months apart. That raising one not yet a year old and than having twins was going to be tough. It made me lose weight that is for sure. But I can relate to this story x3. So thank you for sharing.

  4. I love this and I totally agree! I totally agree with not realising that you would be wrong no matter type of parent you are and yes the stuff!! And yes the love!! I do remember my mum telling me about how there was so much love, but still words can never describe. Loved reading this!

  5. Oh my goodness, the feeling of always being wrong (I refer to it as mum guilt) is the worst! Mothers can’t seem to do anything right! I also agree with the copious amounts of cleaning, and most importantly the crazy amount of love you feel (I often say to my husband “I didn’t even realise my heart was big enough for this amount of love!”). Thanks for linking up! Can’t wait to see more of your posts! 🙂